Everybody's wondering when pharmaceutical companies will create
Viagra for women. But Viagra for women already exists: it's called marijuana.
Now I'm going to give you an insider marijuana sex secret so explosive that
Viagra pharmaceutical companies absolutely hope you don't know about it. Before I let you in on this marijuana sex
magic, let's clear up a misconception: if anybody tells you that one puff of
marijuana is going to turn a woman into a seething cauldron of juicy sex, don't
believe me? There are hundreds of strains of marijuana and each interacts with
your own unique internal chemistry and personality to determine how marijuana
affects you. As much as I'd like it to be true, there's no way you can be sure
that smoking marijuana will make you hornier or more orgasmic. Sure, smoking marijuana often gives you
relaxation, mood elevation, and reduced inhibitions that contribute to intimacy
and sexual arousal. On the other hand, the strong, connoisseur hydroponics
marijuana that professional growers produce these days often stones you so
intensely that it turns you inward rather than encouraging you to merge your
body, heart and mind by making love. But wait marijuana can be a potent
aphrodisiac, especially for women, so pay close attention to this dynamite
marijuana sex secret I discovered one memorable day in a massive marijuana
plantation in Northern California, surrounded by towering plants ripe with
phat, gooey marijuana flowers glistening in the sun, their resin glands filled
with THC.I saw containers of professional "Heavy Harvest" marijuana
fertilizers and THC boosters, so I knew this sweet-smelling outdoor ganja was going
to be ultra-potent! Happy hippie girls were on the marijuana gardening crew.
They'd just returned from Eugene, Oregon, where they'd performed onstage at a
"hemp festival," and they were frisky and frolicking.
To my
astonishment and delight, the girls stripped off their hemp clothing and rubbed
their lithe bodies on buds! Sticky marijuana resins gathered on their skin and
pubic hair. "This is going to get me really stoned," said one girl. I knew raw marijuana doesn't absorb well
through skin, so I asked her to explain how this marijuana plant lovemaking was
going to get her high."We take the resins and put it inside of our [fill
in slang word for cat]," she said. "It's a direct channel into your
sexual energy circuits."I blushed. Another girl chimed in, "THC
absorbs through mucous membranes, buddy, and there's nothing more absorptive
than the inside of a [vagina]."They all laughed in a wicked way. I asked
if they were just teasing me. Not at
all, they said, and then they filled my mind with many a haunting, sexy story
about raw resin glands, bubble hash, and processed solvent hashish inserted
into the vagina and anus so they experienced soaring, wildly sexual,
multi-orgasmic peaks."It's nothing like eating a pot brownie, taking a
bong hit, using marijuana tincture, or any other marijuana use," a girl
explained. "It's a rad body high that's a surefire aphrodisiac. It starts
in your crotch, warms your whole body, makes you want to have sex all day and
night, and lulls you to sleep hours later. Your orgasms are timeless, constant,
out of this world."She advised women to make sure to only insert pure bubble
hash or other resins-only marijuana material that's totally clean, no
pesticides, molds, mildews or other debris.
You can't just stick marijuana bud into a
girl's vagina- it has to be hashish or a THC extract. Start with a small
amount...a couple of grams. Wait a while to see how it affects her, then add
some more if she's ready for it."Put the hashish on your clitoris and
inside you, focusing on your G-spot. Then lay back with your legs elevated for
a half an hour or more so the hashish doesn't ooze out," a hippie girl
advised. "My guy says having sex with me when the resins are in there also
gets him high- through his penis and when he [performs oral sex] on
me!"Another sage bit of advice for women from those marijuana hippie sex
goddesses: "Drink lots of fluids because you're going to get wetter than
you ever have been."Obviously, I shall never forget that sexy autumn day
in the marijuana plantation. Those hippie girls got sexually wild and crazy.
Not with me, sad to say. But in later adventures, I discovered that their
marijuana-inside-the-vagina technique is a magnificent aphrodisiac. I also
called a medicinal marijuana expert and she affirmed that resin glands and
extracted cannabis concentrates transfer THC into the bloodstream via the
vagina, the mouth (sublingual), and the anus.
She also affirmed that vaginal and anal THC insertion effects differ
from those produced by any other method of ingesting THC. And as an added
bonus, she explained, preliminary medical research indicates that cannabis
extracts administered through the vagina and anus have anti-bacterial and
positive hormonal effects! And people wonder why I grow and love marijuana! How
ironic those pharmaceutical companies spend tens of millions trying to create
female Viagra using testosterone, estrogen, flibanserin and chemical compounds.
And yet, now you can mail order good natural marijuana concentrate, lovingly apply
it to a girl's inner kitty-cat, and enjoy nature's very own ultimate, safe,
healthful aphrodisiac. OK, you've got
the secret marijuana sex recipe...now let the Marijuana Cannabis orgasms flow!
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